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  • NANO3
    05-07 12:03 PM
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  • newbie2020
    07-20 07:22 AM
    Have you filed your 485 during july fiasco, if yes then you have 180 days + after your 485 filed and you can move/port to any other employer













    I have these below queries on Green card processing

    My Green card processing background
    My labor and I140 are approved and have priority date of May 2006 under EB3 category.

    The reason for these questions is that I am planning to change the company that I am working with.

    Questions.
    1. Can I port the priority date (March 2006) when applying for new green card with new employer.
    2. If possible to port the priority date can I apply under EB2 category assuming all other criteria satisfy for EB2 category and use the same (May 2006) priority date.




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  • kcforgc
    04-09 08:55 PM
    I'm on currently on H1b (NO EAD). I'm applying for another job with a different company and came across the below question in thier Job Application. I don't know if the other company is willing to transfer my H1, but I would like to apply and prove myself in the interview.

    If hired, can you submit verification of your legal right to work in the U.S.?

    Should the answer be YES or NO? Can my current H1 be used as a proof of legal right to work???

    I'm also required to acknowledge the below statement as part of the application.

    I am aware that, as a condition of employment, if employment is offered, I must be authorized to work in the U.S. and demonstrate that authorization as required by the Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986.

    Appreciate if anyone of you can clarify this.

    Thanks




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  • ajaysri
    11-22 01:59 AM
    Hi,

    Need advice from an attorney:

    My I-94 expires in december 2010. I have an approved Advance parole till Dec 2011(I485 is pending). Is it required to travel outside the country and get a new I-94 ?

    2. Is there a source on the Net that I can refer to that explains this?

    Thanks,
    AjaySri



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  • adibhatla
    04-29 12:39 PM
    Also can you please close the other thread that you opened.




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  • shimul99
    08-29 06:58 PM
    Last week i received the letter about my RFE for my I140 which they received on Feb 8, 2007. I'm a EB3 category from Bangladesh.

    USCIS requested for the tax information of the company
    My W2 for last year and
    My Pay Stub....


    Is there anything else extra i have the provide. do i have to worry about anything towards my approval or this is just a regular process to go through.



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  • cs.0
    01-29 11:13 AM
    hi kumar,

    Thanks for your reply. If we visit India and come back to US, then should we use AP or H1B stamping? and also can you confirm whether we should work on 1099 or W2 when EAD is used for part time.




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  • ivgclive
    09-03 12:03 PM
    Jan Brewer Starts Badly, Finishes Worse, In Last Night's Arizona Gubernatorial Debate (VIDEO) (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/02/jan-brewer-starts-badly-f_n_703559.html)

    starting with : we have 'uh' did what right for arizona...

    No wonder why AZ tightened the immigration law, may be illegal immigration caused the damage on American grammar.



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  • transpass
    08-07 01:48 AM
    I don't know anyone in Chicago. But I think it does not matter. You can hire an attorney from other city/state as long as he/she is competent. We live close to chicago, but our immigration attorney is in Michigan.

    We had a great experience with this attorney. She is thorough, clear, always accessible and prompt. And she does not charge a fortune either like others. She does not even charge extra for phone calls, emails, etc.

    The office is Law Offices of Ingrid Brey P.C. in Grosse Point Park, MI. Just google it and call the office. Have them email their services/charges, etc.




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  • Prashanthi
    09-04 01:49 PM
    Yes he can travel during the transfer, in order to file the transfer he will have to show latest paystubs from his previous H-1 employer or he has to show that he reported to work and was hired before he can file for a transfer. To file a transfer the USCIS charges $500 +$320+ $750 ($1500 if the petitioner has more than 25 employees).



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  • Prashanthi
    07-31 05:05 PM
    Hi,

    I am currently working on EAD, having invoked AC21 once in the past. My labor was filed in 2005 under EB3 (I was eligible for EB2, but my company filed it under EB3, as per their policy). I filed 485 during July 2007 fiasco and am currently working on EAD.

    My job qualifies for EB1 now and few of my peers have got Green Card under EB1. Can I port my filing from EB3 to EB1? Would it be better to do it with current employer or with a new employer? Pl. advice.

    Thanks


    If you I-140 is approved you can port the priority date of your old I-140 to the new EB-1 I-140. You might not need to go through this trouble if EB-1 is current.




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  • logiclife
    08-02 07:09 PM
    I googled it
    http://www.dhs.gov/xlibrary/assets/cisomb-rr-31-uscis-sop-02-0807.pdf

    That is not SOP. that is recommendation of CIS ombudsman to USCIS about SOP changes and advance notice.



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  • fatjoe
    10-22 11:07 AM
    Looks like NSC is sending EAD cards in a 'first filed first served ' sequence. I have been monitoring this with my friends circle, where EAD is issued in chronological order. About a few weeks ago, one of my friends received EAD for his July 24th filing, a week ago an Aug 6th filer received EAD card, Last week Aug 8th and 13th filers received EADs.
    I filed on Aug 10, but no EAD yet for me. Anybody who filed before Aug 13, didn't receive EAD yet?
    I filed my 485 on July 18 at NSC. The checks got cleared only last week at TSC. Looks like my 485 was tranferred from NSC to TSC. So, will I be having problem in getting my EAD, as my 485 is filed at TSC now, and EAD is at NSC.
    Please respond your views.




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  • deecha
    09-15 04:52 PM
    I wonder what the ACLU will come up with :)

    More business for them .... lol .. :-)



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  • speakup
    08-13 09:53 PM
    Funny :p but unfortunetly NOT TRUE:(


    U.N. Begins Meeting to Discuss Atlanta Labor Certification, Work Conditions in Cambodia
    BSNewswire.com

    The International Labor Organization (ILO) of the U.N. kicked off a four-day regional meeting in Stockholm Tuesday aimed at improving working conditions worldwide.

    "Atlanta Labor Certification (ALC) and the situation in Cambodia remain the most pressing issues we are facing today," Swedish Labor Minister Nils Freivalds, the meeting's chairman, told participants. The participants are expected to endorse The “Missing Application Statue”, a memorial aims at educating the public worldwide about the Atlanta LC tragedy of August 07, when hundreds of thousands of applicants and their families were practically prohibited from applying to permanent residency and gaining labor portability. Those victims might have to wait for several years to get another chance. Atlanta shelved their LC applications for times ranging from 2 months to 2 years while the LC applicants at Chicago where getting results in 2-8 days.

    “This statue is created to remind us of what has happened and what could occur if we forget the past. May the tens of thousands of applicants in Atlanta and their families always have a place in our hearts. And may their suffering not be in vain.” said Freivals.

    This is the second time a UN agency interfere in an issue related to Atlanta Labor Certification. The first time was in May 2007 when the General Assembly voted to prevent the usage of the term “Atlanta Processing” referring to extremely slow and inefficient systems. The term was considered very cruel and inconsiderate toward the victims and their families.

    http://www.bsnewswire.com/




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  • ssdtm
    02-08 10:02 AM
    Dear 17, head back home.

    Wait until you become 18 and get GC. You can always run away again. But I think you are not ready (age wise and GC wise) to to do this act now.



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  • DDLMODES
    07-03 07:21 PM
    here is one more

    http://manilamaildc.net/article2297.html

    The date on that seems to be June 27 when they killed the bill...

    :confused:




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  • greyhair
    01-05 10:00 AM
    This is simple posturing and nothing more. Hispanic caucus CANNOT bring down healtcare reform. They have as much invested in the healthcare bill as anybody else in the Congress. They way I see it, this equates to a sucide threat if my friend won't shot at the enemy. All this to make a show to the hispanic population that hispanic caucus is doing something to push for the immigration bill. Nothing more. I would not weigh-in too much on this news item because its not for my consumption. This news is for the consumption of hispanic voters only.




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  • alterego
    02-06 08:13 AM
    It looks as though they have updated their page. Previously they were suggesting people apply 180 days in advance.




    Leo07
    09-03 05:03 PM
    I was thinking I'm the only one waiting for the inventory data eagerly.I just stopped short of opening a thread though:)

    As ridiculous and pathetic as it may sound in our case, Homo sapiens like to wait for something good or in 'hope' for the good to come.

    While waiting for GC eternally, we learned to wait for VB each month,Demand Data used for VB each month,Inventory Data released quarterly. Of course, for all the analysis & comments that come out of each of these data points.

    If it helps any, don't expect it before Tuesday/Wednesday next week.
    Have a wonderful long weekend y'all!

    When will they post inventory data? I got bored with analyzing/looking May 2010 inventory. EB3 filers like me needs something to munch on for next couple of years.

    Note to USCIS: don't delay your release dates of inventories. Keep us busy ...




    mohitb272
    08-03 07:03 PM
    Please forgive my ignorance Gurus but I want to know when EAD is approved, how would one receive a SSN? Does that need to be applied separately at the local SSA office? If yes, then as per my understanding this would mean a further delay before one can start work, since it takes some time to receive a SSN.
    Correct me if I am wrong.

    I am referring a common scenario for all H4 visa holders who do not have a SSN.

    Please share some knowledge on this.



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